Adrian Peterson turned 30 recently and celebrated with a nice quiet dinner party with a few of his closest friends.
What’s that? He didn’t?
He rode around on a damn camel instead?
Well, that’s infinitely more awesome and more considerate to all us basement bloggers trolling the internet for content.
I mean, this party had everything.
Cake. Stereotypes. Jamie Foxx. That thing where a 30-year-old acted like he was 8.
Happy bday @AdrianPeterson just chillin in the Mansion for his Arabic party #HoustonTx pic.twitter.com/vz9cqYbB0c
— Scissorhands (@ScissorhandsOKC) March 22, 2015
I, like the rest of you, are upset we weren’t there to enjoy the good time/camel smell.
[H/T: Deadspin]