Sports
by Kyle Koster on May 20, 2014

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Last night’s Presidents’ Race at the Washington Nationals game turned bizarre when George Washington and Thomas Jefferson teamed up to viciously attack Abraham Lincoln. Politics is a dirty game. Always has been, always will be.

A devastating clothesline sent Lincoln tumbling to the ground and caused a human head to pop out of his abdomen. Hell, it was a real-life miracle.

Thousands of children in attendance were permanently scarred emotionally by the incident and never want to go to a baseball game ever again. Lincoln is day-to-day.

[H/T: SB Nation]

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