by Kyle Koster on May 20, 2014


Last night’s Presidents’ Race at the Washington Nationals game turned bizarre when George Washington and Thomas Jefferson teamed up to viciously attack Abraham Lincoln. Politics is a dirty game. Always has been, always will be.

A devastating clothesline sent Lincoln tumbling to the ground and caused a human head to pop out of his abdomen. Hell, it was a real-life miracle.

Thousands of children in attendance were permanently scarred emotionally by the incident and never want to go to a baseball game ever again. Lincoln is day-to-day.

[H/T: SB Nation]

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