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Aaron Hernandez Likes to Pass the Time in Prison by Doodling Naked Women

By / 12.09.13

Hours on end with nothing to do but look at walls and think about how your life got so fucked to where you are now jailed by the rest of civilized society. 

Ex-NFL star Aaron Hernandez, who is probably doubly wondering that, passes his time by drawing asses of women and captioning them with phrases like “Dat's a bad bitch lol.”

TMZ obtained a letter Hernandez sent to someone, which offers some insight into what's going on in his now non-PCP-addled mind. He says he hasn't been stressed, because he is innocent, and that jail workout are intense. Hernandez also said he's determined to play in the NFL, which is good, because New England is in need of a tight end.  

[H/T Complex]


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