Forget losing to her team, what the hell do you say to your son that sits the bench because this 9-year-old girl is so damn good? If it's my son he changes positions immediately and I do my best to brainwash him that he never got beat out by a girl. "You're a fullback now, boy. That's a man's position. Playing quarterback is for girls, that's why she seems to be so good while in comparison, you seem so athletically inept." Man, I'm going to make one shitty parent.