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7 hilarious moments from the Dream Team documentary

By / 06.14.12

The Dream Team documentary aired last night and it was fantastic. But it was not without some hilarious moments. Here are some of our favorites.

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7 Bobby Hurley’s braces

The college all-stars and the Dream Team played a scrimmage. The college guys won, mostly because Duke point guard Bobby Hurley scared them away with his braces.

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6 Scottie Pippen on a Monte Carlo beach

For a moment, let’s ignore Scottie Pippen’s ridiculous outfit and instead focus on him filming topless women in Monte Carlo. He just oozes class.

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5 Nobody wanted Christian Laettner on their team

There was an intrasquad scrimmage and nobody wanted Duke’s Christian Laettner on their team. They weren’t shy about it either.

4 Magic Johnson’s description of a no-look pass

The always animated Magic Johnson describes a no-look pass he threw in the most Magic Johnson way possible.

3 John Stockton goes unrecognized on Las Ramblas

John Stockton walks down Barcelona’s most famous street and not a single person recognized him.

2 Charles Barkley quotes

Not surprisingly, Charles Barkley was the star of the documentary with his epic one-liners. Just a sample:

“Larry Bird drinks Budweiser and Budweiser is the strongest beer in the world.”

“I don’t know anything about Angola, but Angola’s in trouble.”

“People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I’m gonna hit you in the other cheek too.”

“This is like spring break in the ghetto.”

“Well I had just flunked my entrance exam to go into kindergarten.”

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1 Cheesy gold medal photos

Getting all the guys with their gold medal was a great idea. Unfortunately, some of them were really cheesy. We’ll let you decide which was the worst.

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About A. Isaac... A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. He's a buffet connoisseur and regularly eats until he passes out. He also advocates pushing over children to catch foul balls.

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