This is one of the best fish tales we've heard in a while. Jason Kresse of Freeport, Texas was chumming (read: throwing fish guts) in the Gulf of Mexico in the wee hours of the morning this past Monday. A hungry shark went all Air Jordan and landed in the 25-foot boat. Rather than f*cking with a 375 mako, the crew let the thing die and headed back to shore, where they had to off-load it onto the dock with a forklift. Now it's going to be one hell of a trophy for Kresse's man cave. A video report from ABC News after the jump.

Shark repellent, b*tches:

Hat Tip: AOL News