12. Wichita State Shockers

Come on now. Don't act like you weren't thinking about this one all day. The Shockers? Really? They have a mascot for no other reason than to solidify the greatness in the name. It is a justification, if you will.

11. Illinois Illini

There is nothing, and I mean nothing, better than some good ole fashioned family racism.

10. UNLV Runnin Rebels

See what I mean?

9. Ole Miss Rebels

Come on and join the racism train Ole Miss. Say what you want about all three of these schools, racism aside, those mascots are pretty bad ass.

8. St. Mary's Gaels

Again with this Gaels business. Where did these schools come from and why haven't I heard of a Gael before? Thing looks a lot like the Ultimate Warrior, no?

7. North Carolina Tar Heels

You already know why they made the list, pure awesomeness.

6. Northwestern State Demons

The Northwestern State Demons have named their mascot Vic. I don't even want to know the story behind that one but I will ask it anyways. Does anyone know the story behind the name?

5. Michigan State Spartan

What's that now? You don't like the Spartans? That's OK, he doesn't like you either.

4. Miami Hurricanes

Sebastian is the king of the ducks. He is the greatest duck mascot of all time. That is, of course, except for one other duck to be named later.

(J.Camm's note: Hey, great commentary, too bad Sebastian is not a duck. He's a FUCKING IBIS, Thomas, you asshole. And, for your further edification, he's the mascot because Ibis' are said to be the last wildlife to leave before a hurricane and the first to return because, unlike ducks, they are fucking badass.)

3. Duke Blue Devils

I was never a fan of the Devils but when you tack on Blue, I am in. There is just something about a Blue Devil that says awesome.

2. Oregon Ducks

Sorry Miami, this duck is just too incredible and too amazing to not be the top ranked duck mascot of all time. But he didn't make it to number one because... 

(J.Camm's Note: Don't apologize to us, you erroneous son of a bitch)

1. South Dakota State Jackrabbits

Nothing beats a jackrabbit. Nothing.