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Every year, Inside Lacrosse scours the rosters of all our nation’s collegiate lacrosse teams, in an effort to prove that upper class, Northeastern, white Americans are as clueless and oblivious to the world around as we believe them to be, by finding the names of the dopiest, shittiest, white-iest, gonna be a banker-iest kids out there.
From those names, IL fields the best possible team. Like always, this year does not disappoint. Among the winners are:
Wellington Stanwick!
Wilkins Dismuke!
Murphy Vandervelde!
Haddon Corbett!
Bear Altemus!
It’s a shame Citibank only has one CEO position, because all those dudes deserve to be it. But I don’t want to spoil the rest of it. So go there. Go there now!
And entirely unfucking related, we are giving away a PS4 or something. I don’t know. I didn’t click the link, but you should if you want a PS4.