We asked you to answer some important dick-related questions in the second round of the inaugural Dick Nick Championships, and you guys responded in droves. Upsets reigned, brackets were busted, and we all learned a little bit more about some end-of-the-bench athletes. OK, enough foreplay. Let’s dive right into Round Three. We're getting close enough for vinegar strokes now, fellas.
Pocket Hercules looks to slay another goliath as it takes on the towering monstrosity known as Big Ben.
Can The Muscle Hamster claw through another victim en route to the Elite Eight, or will Beast Mode put an end to this rodent’s relentless reign?
The Polish Hammer hopes to swing through every bullet Mr. Big Shot can shoot.
Can Red Rocket soar into the next round or will the Black Mamba slither its way into the Elite Eight?
Nothing would please The Cuban Missile more than exploding into the next round, but The Big Donkey still has plenty of kick left in the tank.
The Hebrew Hammer has benefited from using illegal drugs, but Fat Elvis is no stranger to banned substances.
Can Crankshaft grind to a third straight upset or will Dominator stop the #12 seed in its tracks?
Two leaders. One winner. Whoever imposes their will shall advance.