Guess we're just jumping right in.
Pocket Hercules and The Muscle Hamster throw size out the window in a highly anticipated battle of grit and determination.
Be sure not to blink as the battle for basketball dominance comes down to a contest between the swing of a hammer and the strike of a snake.
The Hebrew Hammer looks to dent the Missile’s shaft in a heated sprint to the Final Four.
Can Crankshaft dissect his opponent into impotent pieces, or will a well-oiled Reim transform into an unstoppable juggernaut? A berth in the Final Four comes down to a War of the Machines.
In loving memory of:
2013 Dick Nick Championships: Round 3 Circumcisions
13) Chauncey Billups: “Mr. Big Shot”
14) Matt Bonner: “Red Rocket”
5) Ben Roethlisberger: “Big Ben”
6) Marshawn Lynch: “Beast Mode”
11) Lance Berkman: “Fat Elvis”
16) Adam Dunn: “The Big Donkey”
6) Jason Pominville: “The Mayor”
9) Martin Biron: “Baby Dominator”