One of those days off where it's just way too difficult to actually get up from the couch. Admirable laziness, which you can continue to cultivate after the jump:

All Star Weekend Winners and Losers, via Bleacher Report

Nike Launches Snake Skin Shoe for Chinese New Year, via Guyism

Pictures of Athletes Being Drunk, via Bleacher Report

Best of NBA All-Star Real Estate, via Busted Coverage

Chris Bosh's Terrible First Half the All-Star Game, via RSVLTS

The Air Sex National Championships, via With Leather