If this was one of those ESPN commercials from a few years back, we'd be all like "be a zombie all day, and then be alive for three hours during an exhaustingly mediocre Monday Night Football game." We're not that commercial, but check out the weekend that was in sports. For five glorious minutes, you'll forget about that coffee stain lightin' up that overstarched white shirt of yours. 

The Biggest Scrooges in Sports, via Bleacher Report

The 20 Best Weekend Sports GIFs, via Guyism

Was This the Worst Streaker Effort of 2012? via The Big Lead

Ray Rice Tries to Convince Joe Flacco to Give the Pregame Speech, via RSVLTS

Power Rankings After Week 15, via Bleacher Report

And Now, for Some Reason, MMA Basketball, via With Leather