A Photo Journal from the AVN Awards

“Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other.” —President Abraham Lincoln

“I want to be able to say to guys whose dicks I’ve just sucked, ‘You just got an award-winning bl*wjob.’ ” —Porn Star Charley Chase on her AVN nomination

What Abraham Lincoln couldn’t have predicted was how great this country really could be.

Last weekend, BroBible was kind enough to send me to the AVN Awards. It was an education. A rebirth. An experience that I’ll never be able to wash myself clean from. My job was to bring the whole experience to you, in your living room, during the time in between whacks. Over the course of the next couple of weeks there will be plenty of video but before we get there I wanted to give you, the reader, a sense of the scene that was out in Vegas.