Valentine’s Day is confusing for Dudes. It’s like watching a really hot porno where the big reveal is that “she” is a “he” and you resolve to clearing your browser history forever. It’s VERY confusing. What if you’ve gone on a couple of dates with a girl and only climaxed from the dry humping? Do…

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The line between girlfriend and booty call is often blurry in a chick’s mind so that girl you’ve been bringing home the past few weekends may be expecting something special come Valentine’s Day – the holiday everyman wishes he could ignore but sadly can’t. Whether or not you’re in a relationship,…

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A Single Guy’s Guide to Hooking Up on Valentine’s Day

by Alex Matlock on February 8, 2013 at 3:00pm - comments

​Valentine’s Day, the glorious day that laughs in the face of single people, is almost among us. I’m sure many of you with girlfriends are dreading the fact that you have to bust a bunch of cash on a “nice dinner” and some gifts just so you can get laid in the same way you do on any other day of…

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