Congrats, graduate! You did it! You somehow suckered your school into giving you a degree. How was the ceremony? Miserable, right? I know. I know.

Nearly a year ago, Justin Bieber was the subject of a big GQ profile. The then-18 year old didn’t come off... great. He was obsessed with his blinged-out shit. He showed a viciously annoying habit of bursting into song while others were talking. He was petulant. Beliebers called the piece a…

The emails started coming in a month ago. The first was on April 3, from an unknown student with an Elon email address: “April 27 is our big campus wide drinking holiday, an event urban legends have labeled 'Festivus.' Come check Festivus out. I don't care if you don't write anything about it on…

This following article is the result of a text from a concerned friend, who, a month ago, informed me that my Spotify account had been simultaneously streaming on Facebook for a significant period of time. I did not know this. It wasn't pretty, my buddy said. He had watched me spend whole days…

I wanted to stay on it. I really did. I remembered its glory days—how it used to be the place for stupid yet brilliant humor, cleverly crafted shit-talking, and, very occasionally, useful information—and I held onto that nostalgia. But after I graduated, I watched as it slowly went downhill.…

Way back in January, I wrote a guide designed to help high school bros pick a college. A few seniors emailed to say it had really helped in their search, which was simultaneously horrifying and nice to hear.

It’s interview season. This is a season that doesn’t really carry the same positive ring as “FOOTBALL SEASON!” or “Wedding season!” or “New Season of ‘Game of Thrones!’” but, let’s face it, it’s a season that nearly everyone will have to go through at some time or another. If you’re about to…

Last week, 16 Harvard deans learned that school administrators secretly searched their email accounts, looking for a leak sent to the media about the school's ongoing cheating case. The deans only discovered the hack when the Boston Globe reported on it—odds are good that, otherwise, they'd never…

In 2000, Limp Bizkit’s new album “Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water” was released. The Playboy Mansion hosted a massive party to celebrate. All the day’s biggest stars were there: “American Pie’s” Alyson Hannigan, “Austin Powers’” Verne Troyer, Hole’s Courtney Love. Hugh Hefner…

“The thing about ‘Bucky Larson’ is, it’s an unbelievably bad movie.”

Last weekend, I watched nine episodes of “House of Cards” in a row, getting up only to pee during episodes three, five, and six. I would have kept going, too, but unfortunately my eyes began doing that rapid-fire twitch thing that happens after you’ve been staring at a screen for too long, and my…

Back in my day, which coincided with Facebook’s Paleolithic Era—when Al Pacino graced the top-left hand corner and there were still those “GET RID OF THE NEWS FEED” groups with thousands of members—Ward Melville Senior High School seniors Jake Bryant and Kevin Xu started a weird little online…

There’s a kid from West Seneca, N.Y. named Giovanna Plowman who, earlier this month, ate a used tampon, recorded the action, and uploaded the video online. She’s, like, 15. Her video was pulled from YouTube for obvious reasons, but it found a second life on that bastardized child of…

This time last Friday, three friends and I sat on top of each other in the backseat of a 2009 Nissan Rogue that comfortably seats two, inching along the Lincoln Tunnel. It was the first time I’d been in a car that wasn’t a taxi in over a month, and unlike cabs—which work by magic and have never…

“Girls” started back this week. For many early 20s viewers, its first season spoke to the uncomfortable realities of the the post-collegiate world—and while I can’t say in good faith that I like the show (something about Lena Dunham’s naked body just doesn’t sit well), its characters’ worries…