There really are two Instagrams. Check out these clear differences in the way that guys and girls use the billion-dollar app.

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Tags: funny, instagram

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Do you enjoy overly sexual neck massages, submachine guns, and boobies?

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Like music? Like to listen to music with the volume cranked to 11? Answer yes? According to the most obvious study ever conducted, you're also more likely to smoke marijuana, binge drink, and have sex without a condom.

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Tags: drugs, music, sex, studies

With cast members dropping like flies, SNL needs more of Jay Pharoah. (Tragically, we'll probably get a lot more Kenan Thompson.) Pharoah may be a one-trick, impersonation pony but surely they could inject him into two skits an episode. He does a ton of impersonations and his Stephen A. Smith from Saturday's SNL, while sort of homoerotic, is also dead on.

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Tags: jay pharoah, nba, saturday night live, snl

I've always imagined what kind of person takes the time to say "first" in a comment thread on the Internet. Where the f*ck is the joy or fulfillment in that? I mean, you haven't said anything clever or otherwise worthwhile, so why the need to mention that you were first? Were you always picked last for sports? Or is only time in your life that you've ever come first in the bedroom? The thing is, plenty of normal people probably came and went before you, without having felt the need to mention it. I can't, for the life of me, grasp it. But then again, I'm a simpleton compared to a troll. They use their free time to annoy other readers, I use mine to fondle myself. I guess I'm selfish in that way. Anyway, today, Patton Oswalt is back to talk about how trolls used to roll before the Internet was a thing. Troll on, Trolls.

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Tags: funny or die, internet, patton oswalt, trolling

Pat Burrell has hung up his playing spikes, but he continues to excel in his other career of professional drinking and carousing. The former Philadelphia Phillies star hit the town this weekend, taking down beers, broads, and shots along the way. He was even nice enough to pose for a photo with this young lady. I wonder why.

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Tags: athletes, baseball, drinking, funny pictures, hot women, pat burrell, philadelphia phillies

We don’t often post about new apps, but when we come across something that’s going to change the way the game is played – it’s worth pointing out.

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Now this guy puts Antonio Cromartie to shame. Desmond Hatchett, a Knoxville, Tenn. cassnova, has fathered 30 children by 11 different women. And he’s pleading with the state to help him pay child support because he only has a minimum wage job and provides only $1.49 to some of his baby mamas each month.

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Tags: antonio cromartie, child support, fathers, serial dads, tennessee

This was the season finale for Saturday Night Live and they had an impressive lineup including Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger, Foo Fighters, and Arcade Fire.

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