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by Brandon Wenerd on July 7, 2010

 

Alleged Russian spy Anna Champman is so… last week. Besides a few nekked photos and her ex-husband's latest sexually-charged tell-all with Britain largest tabloid, News of the World, there's absolutely no new “news” to report. The New York Post already dedicated it's cover story to Anna on Monday. However, if you're really craving to see an awful plastic surgery job on Russia's now infamous “femme fatale” living and working New York City, there's also a link to an NSFW topl*ss photo available to view at News of the World. We've excerpted the scandalous details from Alex Chapman's interview with the tabloid and included the link to the aforementioned NSFW topl*ss photo after the jump.

On the sexiness of her Russian accent:

“I found her Russian accent such a turn-on,” says Alex, 30, who had no idea she was honing her sexy spying skills on him. “She was the most beautiful person I had ever met, with an extraordinary body, and I was infatuated with her.”

On meeting “Anya” at a rave in London:

“We talked all night and agreed to meet up two days later before she was due to fly back to Moscow – and that's when we first slept together.

“The sex was great and she had this incredible body. It was more about lust at first. I hadn't met anybody like her before.”

On banging an alleged Russian spy:

“Anya was great in bed and she knew exactly what to do. She was awesome. For the first few months we met for sex about five days a week. We loved it.”

On said alleged Russian spy's aspiration for a future adult entertainment career in the espionage-thriller genre:

“She also liked posing for pictures,” he says, producing the evidence. “I took one of her topl*ss first thing in the morning.”

On banging an alleged Russian spy, part two:

“We were having so much fun. We also experimented with sex toys.” Alex then produced a picture of Anna wielding a whip and another toy and wearing n*pple clamps. “It was great fun although Anya was covering her face with a hat when I took the pictures!”

On joining the mile-high club with an alleged Russian spy:

Alex told how he joined the MILE HIGH CLUB with her during a BA flight back to Moscow in January 2002. He says: “When we were on the plane we came up with a plan to join the mile high club. I went to the toilet first and told her to follow later and knock.

“Anya was wearing a denim dress so I hitched it up and we just went for it. It was fantastic because of the thrill of doing it on a plane. We were in the toilet for about 15 minutes and then one of the cabin crew knocked on the door. I said Anya had been sick and I was helping her.”

On being dumped by an alleged Russian spy:

“She was with a Swiss banker. He gave her a Cartier watch worth £17,000. She dumped him soon after that. Then she was with an American entrepreneur.”

There you have it. All the juicy details you can stomach about the sex life of a Russian spy. I find it somewhat peculiar that such a candid interview is published on the same day cash-strapped MGM Studio announces it's pulling the plug on “James Bond 23“, the latest 007-flick set to be directed by Sam Mendes with a script by Pete Morgan of “Frost/Nixon” fame.

Oh. And by the way. As promised, here's the link to the NSFW topl*ss photo of Russian spy Anna Chapman.

View it here and/or Here

Brandon Wenerd

About Brandon Wenerd...

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.

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