I've watched this glorious video five times now, and I'm trying to pinpoint exactly when Microsoft may have realized they had made a horrible, horrible mistake in hiring Machine Gun Kelly to perform at their Atlanta store. Was it when he began rapping about doing cocaine? Or when people in the crowd began openly laughing at the absurdity of his performance? Or did it come later, after they cut his music off and he yelled from on top of a display table, "I'm not getting down!"

No, no. The moment definitely came five seconds in, when Machine Gun Kelly delivered the immortal quote, "Suck my dick. F*ck these computers and sh*t" and then proceeded to jump on—and break—five laptops. That had to have been the sign.

H/T: All Hip-Hop