We just received this video from a tipster that was at Stanley's Sunday night karaoke in Chicago when all kinds of awesome shot from the Lord's phallus and landed on the stage. According to the reader, "The situation absurdly started with legendary Blackhawk player Chris Chelios and legendary Cubs pitcher Kerry Wood coming out of nowhere to sing Pearl Jam's "Alive" at 1 a.m. when there were less than 50 folks left at bar. The situation was topped off when Eddie Vedder (frontman from Pearl Jam) stumbled up for chorus and continued rocking out on stage to karaoke for next 5 songs, often using his corona as a drum stick- the man had quite a few falls..."
Even though you can't hear a f*cking word Vedder is singing in this video (he probably also doesn't know the lyrics since he forgets the ones to his own songs), if you ever get a chance to go see Pearl Jam or just Eddie live, do it. They don't disappoint.
UPDATE: According to the tipster his drunk recollection of the events may have been off. Here is what he added, "a kid went up and was passionately singing (yet butchering) a pearl jam song. Eddie walks up from the audience and they start singing it together. Kid's mind was pretty much blown. At this point Chelios and Wood were on side line- the duets and a tribute song to Wood for his successful career from Chelios and Vedder came later. The stumbling /falling and corona bottle drum stick playing still went down though"
Here's Eddie singing some "Teeage Wasteland" as well