I could sit here and bash the living shit out of this horrific performance. I could even say how that poor kid doesn't stand a puncher's chance if these two dolts are his parents. But I'm not going to do that because I wish I had half the guts it took for them to post this pile of shit online after they made it. Although I could be mistaking guts for substance-induced stupidity. If that is the case, this blows and that kid is fucked.