GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 

Maybe all those guys on Doomsday Preppers have it right: The world really might be ending in 2012. Avril Lavigne is engaged to Nickelback lead singer Chad Kroeger, so I suppose we should have seen this beast coming. But really? A silky, mellow Nora Jones-esque vocal cover of Nickelback's "This Is How You Remind Me." WHY WHY WHY Canada? Couldn't you have just stuck to bacon, hockey, and Drake? Did you really have to usher in the apocalypse like this? 

Press play and give it a listen. But remember, somewhere a woman in a trailer park with a barbed wire bicep tattoo is actually enjoying this. Save us all.