See, the problem is that Swift—an experimental re-animated Pinterest board—is building an enormous seawall to keep out fans and paparazzi. The wall is so big that it requires “rearranging the rocky coastline,” and the landscaping project has totally changed the beach's appearance. From Page 6:
“One giant machine, part crane, was lifting big appliance-size boulders up out of the ocean with its mechanical claw and moving them,” said the report. “With all the earth movers working, you might think they were building a landing strip or a mall.”
It's a slow news day.