Want to know why Snoop Dogg is voting for Barack Obama? It's pretty simple: According to his pro-con list that he threw up on Instagram, it's because "He mad cool, yo." and "He smokes Newports." The best answer is easily #5 and #7: "Michelle got a fat ass" and "He's hugged Beyonce before and sniffed her neck." Watch out, Jay! As for why he's not voting for Romney: "He ain't got no goes" and "Bitch got a dancing horse." He also really hates his name. The D-oh-double-G has no comment for Obama's foreign policy, jobs report falling to 7.8% (the lowest of his career), or health care reform. Never change, Snoop. Never change. 

[H/T: Huffington Post]

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