A year after "Pour It Up" was released, Rihanna finally released its utterly ridiculous, borderline NSFW video today. And... Uh, where does Rihanna go from here? Seriously: What's left? Is her next video just going to be a porn shoot on a pile of diamonds? While some guy from Barbados leers from behind a bongo set? She should cover a Susan Boyle song, dressed like an Amish housewife. That would be shocking.
Also: We've coined the term "jong" to describe Rihanna's jorts thong. Any future uses of the word "jong" must be credited to BroBible. We have lawyers.