R. Kelly—the man who said there was nothing wrong with a little bump 'n grind, the poet who compared sex to Murder She Wrote, the songbird of our generation—loves Go Gurt. And dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets. And Pizza Lunchables. He also likes bananas, but only if there are three. No more than three bananas. Three bananas ONLY. Not two bananas, not four bananas. Five is right out. (Shout-out to the 15 of you who will get that joke.)
Anyway we know this vital information, because a guest of the Kelly household found his grocery list, and generously sent it to Vulture. Keep in mind while reading the list that Kelly's next album, entitled Black Panties, will include the songs "Girls Kissing Girls," "Legs Shaking," "Show Ya Pussy," and "Poetic Sex." Yet he eats like an 8-year-old.
Robert Kelly remains an enigma.