Oh, Miley. You just had to do it. We all knew you'd eventually try your hand at rapping—or whatever this is—after the past year's twerking antics. But why'd you have to bring a legend like Juicy J along for the crash? Do you even remember "Sippin' on Some Syrup?" There's no way you remember "Sippin' on Some Syrup." Goddammit. Show some respect to "Sippin' on Some Syrup."
Anyway, here it is, the reason why Miley was spotted on Monday in a desecrated Michael Jordan jersey: Mike Will Made It's new basketball-themed song "23," featuring Juicy J, Wiz Khalifa, and, yes, Miley Cyrus rapping the hook.
She's so trill, you guys.
(Also, just to be honest: She's still pretty hot without the tongue out and Cynthia doll hair, huh?)