The BroBible office receives hundreds of queries every week through e-mail, Facebook, and Twitter about "the next big white boy rapper." It's cool to dream big and all, but most of these guys just plain suck and aren't work the look. Locomotive Curt, however, might just have something going for him. Sure, it looks like it'd take him 20 minutes to run a mile, but his music video is kinda fantastic. We're bumping this and Mr. Ghetto's "Wal-Mart" video loud in the office today. Can you blame us for delighting in such novelties? Ladies and gentlemen, Locomotive Curt -- despite his social awkwardness -- is destine for a million views.