Kanye West Will Politely Point Out When You’re Wearing Fake Yeezys

If you’re going to call a dude out for wearing knock-off Red Octobers—and you should, dammit, because buyers like Nick Young have SUFFERED for their kicks—then take notes from the shoe’s designer, Kanye West. Let the shoe buyer down easy.

What’s with Kanye? The guy’s practically a walking Emily Post book these days. I need him to yell at someone so I can feel whole again.