by Brandon Wenerd on May 7, 2012

Kanye West Hates Your Cargo Shorts Too, Bro

Storified by Brandon Wenerd · Mon, May 07 2012 13:05:14

Just driving through the city and I see a few thing I hate…Kanye West
I hate button up shirts with hoodiesKanye West
I hate hoodies with sport coatsKanye West
I hate sport coats with button up shirts, jeans and dress shoesKanye West
I hate khaki trench coats with jeans and off brand work out sneakersKanye West
I hate khaki cargo shortsKanye West
I Hate big ass striped scarvesKanye West
I hate long ass sideburns with the line up RnB beardKanye West
…all this in 5 blocksKanye West
#I’m on my snobKanye West
DetestKanye West

Brandon Wenerd

About Brandon Wenerd...

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips:

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