We've made it. We've made it. The most Justin fuckin' Bieber thing ever. Shut the Internet down. SHUT IT ALL DOWN.
While taking in the sights during a tour stop in Beijing yesterday, Bieber visited the Great Wall of China, as any Canadian tourist is apt to do. Did Bieber walk up the Wall with the common folk? Did he push forward his dainty feet up the stone steps traversed millions of times? OH NO. Oh god no. Sir
Joffrey Biebs had his two hulking bodyguards carry him up the Great Wall of China to the obvious amusement of everyone around. This is right up there with that Anne Frank incident.
(4) Justin being carried by his bodyguards up the Great Wall of China today in Beijing, China (September 30th, 2013) pic.twitter.com/uaDsXLD8li— BelieveTourUpdates™ (@BelieveTUpdates) September 30, 2013
And Drew Magary with the perfect Chappelle's Show reference:
"I want y'all to run to Brooklyn to get me a sugar cookie." http://t.co/DShAVOL12z— Drew Magary (@drewmagary) October 1, 2013
[H/T: D Listed]