Are you in utter shock over the headline I just wrote about? Yeah, me too. What's wrong with me? I just can't believe that swaggy Bro Justin Bieber dropped a tune as silky smooth as the satin linens in The Dream Hotel. Clearly his new single, Hold Tight, is the singer's attempt to show off how he woos the ladies with those pipes. A Jezebel points out, this song is just dripping with sex. I mean, LOOK AT THESE LYRICS:
Don't let this go to your head
But you're the best, I've ever had
Not to mention
That thing is swollen
You got me oh so in a trance
Something like a ziploc, but a lip lock
Want you wrapped around me like a wrist watch
Oh, so hard walking out
Got me stuck like crazy glue, ooh
Justin Bieber -- a Canadian -- is just shoving it in your face that he gets laid more than you, Bros. Daymn.
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