The Coachella music festival kicks off this Friday with Bassnectar, Passion Pit, Earl Sweatshirt, and many, many more acts. If you're planning on trying to pick out which artists to take in amidst the chaotic noise, scantily-clad hippie desert ladies, and drugs, well you're shit out of luck—because your decision-making is going to be difficult when you're either drunk or on drugs. You need to map out your Coachella now.
Luckily, our friends at ShowScoop—an app that allows you to rate the quality of concerts you've hit up, letting others know which artists put on a good show—has you covered. They've taken the artists playing the festival and ranked them based on their ShowScoop ratings. (Meaning that the ranking is not necessarily the best artists, just the ones with the best catalog and stagecraft.)
It looks like the ambient pop weirdos, Sigur Ros (I say that with love) have topped them all.
In case you were wondering, yes, I think Ghost Tupac was robbed.