When we last left 9-year-old hip-hop phenom Lil Poopy, his father was under a Massachusetts Child Services investigation for the mental, physical, and emotional abuse of his son, Poopy, after Poopy danced in a music video with a big-bootied vixen. Poopy also slapped her butt, but his dad said it was okay because it was like when your son slaps someone on his basketball team for a job well done, you know? The authorities did not know, and now Poopy's rap career is in jeopardy.

To add insult to injury, Poopy is losing his No. 1 fan and Coke Boys co-patriot, French Montana. Montana, who may have been the target of a shooting last night, told Philadelphia's Power 99 today that Poopy was actually never a member of the Coke Boys. He further distanced himself from Poopy in an interview with Wired 96.5:

In related news, you just read the word "Poopy" eight times. And Happy Friday.

[H/T: Atlantic Wire]