So this exists...

And it is YouTube performance art at its best. 

Meet Spanish drummer Jorge Perez Gonzalez. He's a prodigy known for "playing some percussion on peculiar instruments." His philosophy is "music is everywhere," even on a woman's bare buttock.

In a jaw-dropping video for his jazz fusion band, patáx, Gonzalez plays four plump, thonged female derrieres.

Ass-men, this is your dream video:

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[H/T: Uproxx]