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by Andy Moore on November 19, 2013

Moments after calling himself a “stoop kid,” Gabe raps, “Call me Gabe Day and not Gabe Day-Lewis, because if you're trying to call me out I'm 'bout to Gabe Day-Lose-It!” He later says, “Judgin' someone for their dad is just as bad as being racist,” and he's wearing a fucking AFRICAN PENDANT the whole time, which is amazing.

Gabe isn't going to get a ton of sympathy for complaining about having Day-Lewis as a father—there are advantages some people have at birth; having an Oscar winner as a father would count as an advantage, and, dude, that Vanilla Ice-worthy line “bout to Gabe Day-Lose-It!” is the worst kind of whiny privilege. Then there's that pendant, which is totally a sick token from the high-school safari but isn't helping the case that judging famous parents is “as bad as being racist.” “Green Auras” is a landmark in cringe. It's unreal.

Here's holding out hope that Gabe is Day-Lewis' finest method acting attempt ever. And that this will all end in 2015's There Will Be Gabe, DDL's crack at making his own Cool as Ice.

[H/T: I hate you for this, Noisey]