Music
by Brandon Wenerd on February 11, 2014

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Gahhhhhh. GAHHHHHHHHHH. I my head can’t compute how hilariously terrible this remix is. Billy Ray Cryus partnered with a cheeseball rapper called Buck 22 for a remix of Billy Ray’s ’90s country-pop hit “Achy Breaky Heart.”  It’s actually painful to listen to, like a family of inbred possums slowly getting tortured.

This is 10,000x worse than anything Miley Cyrus has ever done musically. I didn’t think it was possible to further shame the Cyrus family name after Miley’s twerking antics of late 2013, but somehow the family patriarch managed to do just that.

What the hell are those dancers wearing? Everything about this explains so much about Miley’s daddy issues.

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