by Brandon Wenerd on April 23, 2014

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Hey ravers: Anthony Bourdain is sick of your shit. He’s sick of how you’re soul-fucking old Las Vegas with your  flashy LED molly benders and rave sticks and bass that thumps so fucking hard it makes your prick jiggle when you’re not even dancing. Anthony Bourdain is no fan of how your glitz and flash has taken over Vegas as an orgy of sound and light in a way that gambling never will. Anthony Bourdain is grouchy.

If you give a damn, you have to hear his anti-EDM rant.

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About Brandon Wenerd...

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: