Action Bronson has a wonderful history of beating the shit out of anyone who wanders onto his stage. There was this guy in Florida. And this fella in Boston. And this preteen in Seattle. Among others. Bronson might look and sound like a prosciutto-obsessed Ghostface in a Santa costume, but he’s not exactly a cuddly guy.
At a Portland gig last night, Bronsolino showed he’s nothing if not an equal-opportunity body-slammer. Bronson had just lit a joint, only to have a drunk-with-power security guard hop on stage and put him in a headlock. This did not go well for the security guard.
(Sidetrack: I’ve seen Bronson live twice. I’ve seen him publicly smoke a joint twice. At the rate the rapper reportedly smokes pot, concert organizers should be happy he’s not on-stage lighting wax with a blowtorch.)
Anyway, to steal a possible future Bronson lyric, Bronson immediately throttles the guy like Derrick Brooks at the line. That’ll teach him?