Music
by Andy Moore on September 26, 2012

Typically, Fiddy's Twitter is a place where he retweets compliments and relentlessly promotes his SMS Audio headphones. (He also does have the occasional witty remark, like when he brought up a nine-year-long beef with Ja Rule the other day.) 

Today, though, 50 had to address a scourge affecting millions of youths in the United States today. And that scourge is masturbation.

It all started six hours ago, when he said he was now promoting abstinance. “I'm practicing abstinence women = confusion I don't need right now.SMSaudio.”

Then he noted that to truly be abstinent, you also had to stop choking the chicken, petting the porpoise, and shaking hands with the governor. 

Luckily, he gave tips on stopping.

Taking his advice, guys?

H/T: Gawker