I can't decide whether I irrationally hate this kid for living a much cooler life than mine, or if I weirdly look up to him. Regardless, what he's done is impressive.
Nathan Schwartz is a very big 12-year-old who pairs his middle school studies with a side career as a professional rap entourage member. He's gone to hundreds of concerts since his first at the age of 6, and along the way, he's ingratiated himself with nearly every notable rapper still on this earth. And he has the Instagram pics to prove it. It's a digital monument to
his dad's connections how popular he is in the hip-hop world.
Noisey interviewed Schwartz, and in the introduction they correctly pinpointed what's so fucking funny about these photographs: Schwartz isn't visibly star-struck at all, unlike nearly every other celebrity encounter photo you've seen. He also never changes the strange and goofy grin. And the rappers? They're totally comfortable with him. Look at Rick Ross!
Waka Flocka Flame (easily a favorite):
Uh, Bill Clinton:
Also, Schwartz says he has a bodyguard because of this hobby? And Drake once took him to Six Flags over Atlanta? None of this makes sense. (But I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to roll up to a concert with him. In a non-Sandusky kind of way.)