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by David Covucci on November 25, 2013

1. Ke$ha is wearing a leather bikini and translucent cape (0:01 mark)

2. There is a goat tied to an old Ford (0:05)

3. Ke$ha's hair is blue-green on one side and pink on the other (0:14)

4. She has a troupe of honky-tonk, twerking backup dancers (0:26)

5. This pink sports coat Pitbull is wearing (0:49)

6. WHY DO THEY KEEP SHOWING A CHICKEN? (1:10, 1:12)

7. This lady in a gingham shirt holding an alligator (1:49)

8. Why does Pitbull try to touch these shark? (1:53)

9. Pitbull swimming underwater in a leisure suit to a sunken piano sculpture (2:39)

10. This pig, which they just dropped in the middle of the ocean and made it swim its way home (3:00)

Here, watch yourself. Because I really could have listed 100 more things. 

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