What does a single piece of bacon do on Valentine’s Day?

We’ve never once considered what Valentine’s Day is like for a single piece of bacon, and shame on us for that. Thankfully Animation Domination disturbingly set the record straight.

What just happened? I think I passed out from the intensity. All I know is that I’m really hungry and really angry. As a purveyor of internet content, I’ve seen some incredibly weird things. That’s currently king of the creepy castle though. Kudos for the stellar rage face reenactment, but it’s going to take me days to get the images of sexy pigs out of my head.