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Wendy’s 99-cent menu just got spicier

By 12.23.13



The battle for fast-food budget supremacy rages on. Wendy’s just launched two new limited-time chiptole sandwiches that are sure to be a clown-shoe kick to Ronald’s gut.

The new additions to the 99-cent menu are the Spicy Chipotle Crispy Chicken Sandwich and the Spicy Chipotle Jr. Cheeseburger. I’ll admit that if I see “chiptole” (or cajun) in a title I’m probably going to order it. I’m a sucker for spicy. Each includes Pepper Jack cheese, jalapeños and a signature spicy sauce. They used some additional adjectives in their description, but I’d hate to be circumlocutious.

Unlike most places that lie about an item being a limited-time so that have an excuse to abandon it if it doesn’t sell, Wendy’s means it. They introduced the pretzel bun a few months ago and said it was only through Novemeber. Even though they sold a hyperbolic billion of them, come December they were gone. In fact, I got the last one at the Wendy’s in downtown Chicago, and it was obvious that it was two days old. Totally worth it.



Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.
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