Americans are abstaining from Belgium waffles today because of the USMNT game against Belgium.
Americans are dumb.
Not eating a waffle for breakfast has absolutely zero effect on the outcome of sporting event. No one should ever, EVER give up waffles. Not even for a day.
Waffles are the perfect breakfast food. Waffles turn every other food INTO a breakfast food. Want ice cream for breakfast? No problem, put it on a waffle. Want bacon and chocolate first thing in the morning? Done, put it on a waffle. Want the morning to feel like the end of the day? Waffles are the desert of breakfast!
Here are eight waffles a person would have to be stupid to turn down. Click the picture to go to the recipe and try these at home.
God bless waffles. Sure, sure, America too.