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Twin Peaks is an amazing breastaurant

By / 02.08.13

Regardless of your stance on the cult TV show Twin Peaks, there’s no way you won’t like Twin Peaks breastaurant. Their sexy lady-lumberjacks roam the floor dishing out 29-degree draft beer.

*Beer douche on*
The only reason to serve beer at 29 degrees is to ensure that you can’t actually taste it.
*Beer douche off*

Tilted Kilt is a real hero of mine. Twin Peaks would be another restaurant that’s a hero. The boobs they’ve shown over the years, I don’t really look at them, but the fact that they’re showing them, I respect that. I can’t think of the last time I was actually in a breastaurant, but I do enjoy knowing that they’re out there. I had an ex-girlfriend take me to Hooters for my 18th birthday, and it couldn’t have been more awkwardly hilarious. For those that like a view with their brew, cheers to you.

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Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.

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