TGI Friday’s is too classy for an all-you-can-eat buffet, but not an all-you-can-eat appetizer extravaganza! Time to finally ask out that thicky thick girl you eye every time the Nelly song comes on.
Earlier this year, TGI Friday’s completely embarrassed themselves with a disgraceful Cinco de Mayo Month menu. The hyperbolizer in me thought I’d never go back again. Now they go and do something like this… and TOTALLY REDEEM THEMSELVES.
You can get an endless supply of any TGI Friday’s appetizer for just $10 until August 24th. Sure, it’s a limited menu, but has anything you would actually want. Eligible apps are:
Loaded Potato Skins
Garlic & Basil Bruschetta
Mozzarella Sticks
Boneless Buffalo Wings
Tuscan Spinach Dip
Crispy Green Bean Fries
Pan-Seared Pot Stickers
Yeah, so that’s all you can eat wings for $10. They better hope Pat Bertoletti doesn’t stop in. He ate 356 wings in 20 minutes earlier this year, and that would make it pretty tough to turn a profit. Not big on wings? Play a game of “how many pot stickers can I fit in my mouth” without feeling like you’re wasting food… well, money. You’re definitely wasting food.
There’s no word on whether or not servers slap your wrist with a silverware roll if you try to share, but I’d have to imagine that’s not allowed. Just remember: one for you; one for the Tupperware container; repeat.*
Watch Pat Bertoletti chug 2.5 gallons of chocolate milk.
*Don’t actually do this. Respect yourself.