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Taste testing Taco Bell’s new breakfast menu looks painful

By 06.25.13

Taste testing Taco Bell’s new breakfast items is much more enjoyable when you’re not the one doing it. Watch three brave souls try the Waffle Breakfast Taco, the A.M. Crunchwrap, and Mountain Dew A.M., and Cinnabon Delights.

None of these reactions come as a surprise, but it’s still a shame to know the items taste like sadness. Until now I could hold out hope that somehow Taco Bell breakfast could live up to it’s 4th meal status as the king of fauxican food. I guess that’s what happens when you venture entirely out of the box. Taco Bell should still look into adding Mountain Dew Kickstart to the menu instead of the vomit-inducing concoction they’re serving now.

Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.
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