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Old people love to party and eat Taco Bell

By 02.01.13

I’m holding off on posting Super Bowl beer commercials until after the game because I think you should watch those for the first time while intoxicated. Old people eating Taco Bell, on the other hand, is best to see sober.

Given that old people eat dinner around 4:30 in the afternoon, would 2am Taco Bell be 5th meal? Did a retirement community just invent a whole new meal? I really can’t keep up. In more important news, the CEO of TBell announced that the Cool Ranch Doritos taco is coming very soon. Hopefully these old geezers are still alive to see it.

Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.
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