Guyism Speed Round for May 29

Sir Patrick Stewart eats pizza for the first time

By 05.29.13

We’re not sure how it’s possible, but Sir Patrick Stewart claims to have just eaten his first “slice” of pizza. He looks as satisfied as I was when I tried it for the first time 28 years ago. We’re reading this as it being the first time Sir Patrick Stewart grabbed a slice in NYC, because there is no way he could been alive for 72 years and not eaten pizza. The body would just shut down. More entertaining than he’s child-like glee is his child-size cup. Today, pizza. Tomorrow, literacola.





Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.
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