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Reddit AMA with pizza delivery guy from Flint, Michigan

By / 05.20.13

Pizza delivery guys have a shit job. Now imagine doing that in Flint, Michigan, the city with the highest murder rate per capita in America. One such brave soul did a Reddit AMA to share some of the entertaining and frightening stories. Here are the highlights from the forum:

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Nice Weezer reference with the handle. So now we know we’re dealing with a white delivery guy.
The Good

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Drunk dads are the best kind of dads. Unless they have belts, then you better watch your ass.

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That’s disappointing. The internet makes it seem like you automatically get sex if they can’t pay.

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I would have immediately jumped in the pool. Chicks dig pizza guys.

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I guess that’s a good thing, right?
The Bad

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Thanks for nothing, Christian Bale. You jerk.

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One later suggestion for him was to carry a big flashlight. That guy obviously didn’t read the next story.

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Stories like this are why I voluntarily went to boarding school so I could get out of Flint.
The Ugly

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This sounds fake, right? It’s almost too terrible, certainly worse than the armed robbery.

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It’s time for business; that’s why they’re called business socks.

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The pride and joy of Flint is a fictional loser. God bless the place. In case you still haven’t gotten the picture, I’ll leave this gif here…

Murder….hilarious.


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Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. When not passing off drinking as research, he can typically be found in parks trying to trick people into believing he's funny. Follow him on Facebook.

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